prostitourettes:

why cant i just plug myself into a charger

thepunkrocker:

thescentofsouls:

I’ll respect your opinion as long as your opinion doesn’t disrespect anybody’s existence.

THIS PHRASE SHOULD BE WRITTEN EVERYWHERE AROUND THE WORLD.

dumbscar:

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HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY

hippies-like-us:

I like Halloween in Australia because I can buy 5 packs of fun-size chocolates in preparation and know that at the end of the day the only bitch eating them will be me because no bitch kid trick-or-treats around here no matter how hard Woolworths tries to make it a thing.

dampsandwich:

emma watson could get run over by a truck and still look good